Friday



Every time travelling noob needs a spaceship, and the gang have Friday, their trusted ally and friend whom they would not dare to abandon, because she is literally their ride.

Friday is a standard mark 14 ship. This particular version is famous for the addition of the coffee maker, and, for the first time ever, the ability to function as what The Galactic Council deems 'living'. Although all ships of this kind are considered sentient in the eyes of The Actor's race, mark 14s really seem to 'come to life' with the ability to take the form of an inteligent being and comincate with their pilot. However, after the mark 14s past the 'experimental phase', it was soon discovered that a mark 14 has the ability to refuse and dissobey the instructions of a pilot. All mark 14s were deemed 'unsafe' and all in existance were taken out of commission, apart from Friday who was rescued by The Actor before she was destroyed.

Quotes
"well aLRIGHT THEN!"

"Cheese."

"But... boots."

"It's a conspiracy"

"I'm literally your ride"

"I ran into some trouble"

Insignificant Detail
Friday's name is first revealed in one of The Actor's riddles to a bunch of cowboys at a saloon.

The Actor: "I arrived in town on Thursday, stayed three nights and left on Thursday."

Cowboy 1: "But that's not possible."

Cowboy 2: "I've heard this before, your horse is called 'Thursday'."

The Actor: "Actually, her name is Friday."

Bartender: "Then what is the answer to the riddle?"

The Actor: "Time travel."