Kahn the Great

This is a translation of one of the only surviving testimonies to His Gracefulness, Kahn the Great (Not to be confused with Kahn the Tyrant). Unfortunately, this is all that could be recovered. Teams of archaeologists in this modern day and age are trying their best to retrieve more by searching the ruins of what is believed to be his Kingdom.

His Story
Kahn the Great is an ancient "myth" and one of humanity's greatest mysteries. It is believed that he descended from a great family of Nobles, but there are no records to suggest there were others like him.

An extract from an ancient earth document:

"Kahn the Great, His gracefullness ... top banana ... to his victory ... twenty six diamonds in fifteen minutes ... toothbrushes ... slayer of teams ... with his mighty dick animal he ... spaghetti ... cried out in agony ... the real mvp ... spooky shit ... you, 'casul'?"

Quotes
"Four souls? Just four fucking souls? THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!"

"I sleep wherever I please, lower class immortal."

"I could have spent that time farming a balder side sword."