The Assassin



The Assassin is an approximately 666 year old alien. He started working as a space IT help guy (it's still just "have you tried turning it off and on?", but hey), later advancing into much darker work due to boredom and hating his manager with a burning passion.

Quotes
"&^#&^%(&*%&^$&*^#^#^&*%!@$%^&"

"Jesus Christ on a bicycle made of cheesecake!"

"Fucksticks."

"I'm going to tear your ribs out and stick them in your eyes before cooking them over an open fire like marshmellows and then force-feeding them to you."

"I'LL SHANK YA!"

"Walk into the club like what up I got a big cloaca"

"Nya thin'?" (You think?)

Insignificant Information
The Assassin was first introduced to the team when Friday needed regeneration energy to save The Actor. He is the stealthiest member of the gang due to a bit of space echidna heritage. He has two navy wings on his back he inherited from his space eagle mother. He is not related to the devil. Probably. He is currently in a relationship with a dragon named Shyvanna (she wants the c), that he doesn't like to talk about, adding to the family tradition of bestiality. HE'S NOT GAY.

Generations
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